Aug.18.2008 Audrina Patridge is slutting around
I guess dating two guys isn’t really slutting but this hurts me because I want to have Audrina’s babies and I expect more from girls with big boobs. Anyway Audrina’s out and about with some BMX asshole named Cory Bohan.
Speaking of past Pussycat performers, Audrina Patridge was also spotted at the Strip over the weekend. “The Hills” hottie boosted her bank balance on Saturday night by hosting the party at the new Christian Audigier The Nightclub (dressed head-to-toe in Betsy Johnson).
Patridge spent the night cozying up to her new Australian BMX beau Cory Bohan (hang on, just last week we saw her getting sloppy with Justin Bobby?)
What is with girls and X Game-type dudes? Is it how badass they are, or their amazing tattoos, or how much money they make for so little work, or their devil-may-care attitude and simple but edgy good looks, or the fact this one is Australian and has a cool accent? What woman would want that? I was under the impression women prefer clingy guys perpetually befuddled guys who like to cry a lot. At least that’s what all my John Cusack movies have taught me. And if I can’t believe in John Cusack, what do I have left?!?
More odd photos from the evening below, including Audrina seemingly rapping.
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