Stacy Keibler was at the Television Critics Association whatsit promoting some crap I won’t watch. I dunno what happened, but apparently she neglected to bring the sexy with her.

I’m guessing that she feels like she has to be respectable so that fatsos and other “normal” people will perceive her as attainably pretty, but I think that she looks like Meredith Viera and she also appears to have Paris Hilton feet. Which are great for opening pickle jars or scaling rock walls while maintaining a vertical perspective but not so great for me boning you. You’re not even the hottest on the stage. At best, you’re second. Probably third if I’m drunk enough. And that’s not even counting the chairs. I’m just saying…for your information. I know you care. At least pretend you care. Sniff.

[Celebutopia]

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