Girls will do anything for your YouTube views and, let’s be honest, guys will watch anything with a hot chick. This week: Reading.

It’s important to be nice and loose and limber before reading. What with all the vital leg movements you must do.

The commenter on this video who says “Intelligence fetish” is so right. She has HUUUUGE brains. Nice and full, round. Man, I’d love to just smush her brains together and ride them hard. It’d be just like the time I helped clean up Dealey Plaza.

Oh girl, don’t you know that with your pleated skirt, it will pop up and expose your derrière! My oh my, women…no foresight.

This video just kind of creeps me out. Yes the girl is well-endowed, but it looks like it was shot in the home of a recently deceased grandmother. And I’ll be damned if I get aroused by a recently deceased grandmother again, that’s for sure.

Maybe they should change the “Reading is fundamental” campaign to “Reeeading iiiiiis fuuuuundajerkofftothenwistfullycleanyourselfupwhenyou
realizeyoujustjerkedofftoclothedwomenreadingbooks.” Might be a bit wordy.

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