Lindsay Lohan’s dyking has been well-established by this point. But now she’s blatantly stealing bits of her stupid super-lesbian, boyish girlfriend Samantha Ronson’s look.

The photos above and below were taken from the Sephora 10th Anniversary red carpet, which is pretty ironic considering that Ronson dresses like a 10 year-old Anthony Michael Hall. A bit of a stretch? Perhaps. But she’s ruining my Lindsay with her expert box munchery and suave lothario moves. One day we will meet in the fields or war, Samantha Ronson. I have no doubt that you are a noble warrior. But there can be only one. *cue kickass Black Sabbath music

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