Jul.08.2008 Lindsay Lohan continues to munch box, love it
The Mirror in the UK is reporting that Lindsay Lohan is officially dyking and really relishing it. I think “official” is a bit of a stretch, but reporting on real news is for fags.
Talking about her special someone Sam, Lindsay said: “I just wanna live a happy, healthy year, continue on the path that I’ve been on and be with the person that I care about. And my family.”
And Sam must feel the same way because she posted a pic of her and Lindsay kissing on her MySpace page.
A pal said: “Sam and Lindsay are inseparable. Sam has been a really good influence on Lindsay.
“There is no one else special in Lindsay’s life apart from Sam but it has taken her a while to feel like she can talk about their relationship.
“Lindsay hasn’t dated any men since she started hanging around with Sam, and there has hardly been a day in the last two months when they have been apart.
“They have been shacked up in Lindsay’s place and they spend weekends like a married couple going to the supermarket together.
In related news, I’m planning on eating a tuna sandwich this afternoon. I assume that it will provide me similar joy to what Lindsay’s experiencing.
I guess it’s sort of like how much dick can you get without being sick of it? I mean at this point for Lindsay, it has to be miles and miles worth. It’s like that song with the “how many miles must a man walk down before you can call him a man,” except putting “of cock” in there and “a Lohan” and changing the second “a man” into “a lesbian.” Yeah that was a little convoluted but whatever, put some work in here, you bastards.
[More on Sappho 1 and 2 at WWTDD]
neither one of them are hot to me, too young. I don’t want Chris Hanson popping up out of nowhere. Have you seen the Danica Patrick Spoof video. It’s pretty funny.
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