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Jul.30.2008 Lauren Conrad needs a hug


Lauren Conrad is a beacon of beauty, talent, brains, and earned celebrity. So you could see why she’s having an emotional breakdown because she kind of sucks at life.

Lauren recently broke down in tears at her Hollywood Hills home, wallowing in the misery that she feels her life has become.

“She’s an emotional train wreck,” a source close to LC tells Star. “She usually doesn’t lose it like that. But her life has spiraled out of control, and once she opened the floodgates, it was all over. She just crumpled, putting her head in her hands and sobbing.”

It seems she has a lot to cry about. She’s being slammed in reports for throwing a diva fit at a charity event, her clothing line has been dropped by Kitson, she’s feuding with her pals and her love life is practically nonexistent!

Yeah, Lauren Conrad’s had a tough life. Money, fame, and unlimited opportunities like prestigious internships and fashion lines all because she’s a cute chick who was on MTV as a teenager. And a house in the Hollywood Hills subsidized by a global media company. Yeah, she’s really struggling out there. I should be sending her a dollar a day instead of some swollen-bellied brown person probably.

Meanwhile Heidi Montag is doing pretty well, being mentioned by elderly presidential candidates, hobnobbing with John McCain’s daughter, and shooting guns for some reason. Looks like this Hills feud might be swinging the other way. Except in the whole “having actually done something worthwhile” portion of things. I’m pretty sure Heidi Montag’s biggest accomplishment entails her being able to tie her shoes without stumbling to the floor, both due to lack of coordination and her top-heavy build. The latter of which is a pretty good accomplishment, if you think about it. And if you like blonds with big boobs. Which I do. I know, I’m really a rare individual with bizarre preferences.

[More LC pics from the set above]

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3 Responses to “Lauren Conrad needs a hug”

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  3. dawn on October 1st, 2008 8:25 pm

    I lauren conrad’s clothing line. I read that hautelook.com and Mark are giving away two front row tickets to her fashion show on Oct 14th, you get dressed by lauren and you get to keep the clothes. I hope Audrina is there. I’d love to meet her too. Do you think this will be on the show?

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