Jul.25.2008 Everyone else had Brooke Hogan pics
I’ve been seeing pictures of Brooke Hogan in a bikini all week and I wondered, why don’t I have any? Well POW! Here’s some. That POW is as exciting as this post will get.
I’m in the middle of this one. I don’t hate her like WWTDD does, I’m not in love with her like on205th is…she’s just kind of generic other than the fact that her dad likes to point at people and go “Brotherrrrrr” a lot. I’d do her, but I wouldn’t relish it. I’d look at her Playboy pics but I wouldn’t really be aroused by them. To me, Brooke Hogan is like the sad/happy drama faces, but with huge fake boobs that help keep her afloat in the most typhoon-like waters.
Except her ass is so flat. It’s like a piece of stale toast. So…more sad face than happy, I guess. Not to sound like this is the Hip Hop Summit or anything, but I could go for sliiightly more junk in the trunk.
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“Does this bikini make my dick look fat?”
Oh come on. She’s just a lot of woman. In every sense. I imagine her groin would look like an anteater coming out of a pastrami sandwich thanks to all the steroids her dad did, but still.
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