Disgraced-ish reporter Lara Logan likes creampies

Jul.10, 2008 in Celebrity Nonsense, Girls I Would Copulate With, News to Amuse

The bustiest foreign correspondent one can ask for, Lara Logan, was not only disgraced a couple weeks back by her whorish ways in Iraq, but now she’s gotten knocked up by one of the dudes she was stepping out with.

Lara Logan, the chief foreign affairs correspondent for CBS News, tells The Washington Post she is pregnant, and the father is a married federal contractor whom she met while stationed in Iraq.

Logan’s relationship with Joseph Burkett - who’s in the midst of a divorce from wife Kimberly, with whom he has a 3-year-old daughter - has made media headlines, including the front page of the New York Post.

Logan is going through a divorce from estranged husband Jason Siemon, a Chicago-based energy lobbyist whom she married in 1998.

“Nobody likes to read about themselves like that, especially the way it’s been sensationalized,” Logan, 37, told The Washington Post. “I hated it. But I’m just going to rise above it and keep going.”

Logan, whose pregnancy was unplanned, told the newspaper her due date is in January, and she’s “looking forward to being a mom.”

Since I’m a media expert, let me key you in on a little secret. “Whose pregnancy was unplanned” is always code for “couldn’t resist the lure of skin on skin and a load in her belly.” And, often but not always, “tragically lost the child” is code for “she ‘fell’ down the stairs when her lover ‘lost his grip.’” At least in my case. I can’t help it, my palms get so a-sweaty!

Anyway though I guess I can’t be surprised that Lara Logan is so insatiable over there in Iraq. There’s really nothing more of an aphrodisiac then sand, guys whose ballbags smell like onions, and suicide bombings. It’s just like a candlelit dinner in Paris!