Jul.28.2008 DEVELOPING: Kim Kardashian has feet?
A real stunner comes out of Malibu today…It appears that not only does Kim Kardashian continue to exist once you get past her huge Big Mac-aided ass, but she even appears to have lower extremities, including but not limited to feet! Who knew?
We all know my thoughts on Kim Kardashian and how I feel like having sex with her would be like fucking Little Miss Muffet’s tuffet, but what we don’t know is my thoughts on the following: Pirate fetishes. I know that it must be out there. But seeing Kim Kardashian with one boot on, hobbling around like a old seaman ready to “loot me plunder” and leave barnacles all over my back makes me wonder where the pirate fetishes are in mainstream media? I’m sick and tired of not being able to jerk off to pirates. Um. Theoretically. Put your pants back on, Red Beard.
Awesome. I love Pirates That look like Kim Kardash.
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