Jul.30.2007 The Morning Hot Link Orgy for July 30

The hottest orgy with Andy Samberg and Isla Fisher that didn’t feature Sasha Baron Cohen running in and being “artist” but “wacky”.

–The story of the Hot Rod premiere: Isla Fisher is soooo preggers and Andy Samberg is kind of a tool. Both of those things pain me tremendously. [A Socialite's Life]

–The trailer for the new Batman movie, The Dark Knight has hit the web. Fans will be shocked to learn the ending of the film has already leaked. It involves Robin, played by Jake Gyllenhaal, spitting on his palm and sodomizing Christian Bale’s Batman while the Joker jerks off on the corner. Apologies for the lack of a spoiler alert. [I Watch Stuff]

–Is Jay Mariotti stealing jokes from sports bloggers? Is he a douchebag? At least one of those questions will be answered. [Foul Balls]

–Mandy Moore: Pretty, not a big fan of working out. [In Case You Didn't Know]

–Pacman Jones will be involved with wrestling. But not actually wrestling. Chance of rain? 75%. [100% Injury Rate]