Jul.17.2007 N-word rises from grave on driver’s way to work this morning
NEW YORK - After a burial at the hands of the NAACP last week, reports have arisen that the N-word has been re-animated, seen most recently this morning on the Brooklyn Queens Expressway en route to the Triboro Bridge by commuter Antonio Trimundi.
“I don’t know what happened,” explained Trimundi. “They said it was buried last week, but all of a sudden I got something of a deathly taste in my mouth and found myself shouting it at this moolie in an Escalade.”
While Trimundi’s encounter with the posthumous racial slur was the first officially reported grievance, others have also claimed to find the zombified corpse of the N-word emerging into their lives. Alabama’s WKHT reports that over 30 instances of the N-word were heard in town square alone immediately after the burial.
“Not sure how this could happen,” opined Rev. Pervis Jackson, “The NAACP said it was buried. They said it was over. What next, will the N-word start craving brains?”
Community leaders like Jackson are warning their friends, families, and peers of the potential return of the N-word, but experts say there’s no cause for worry.
“Much like in life, the N-word is vile but ultimately harmless,” said Professor Michael Cummings of Emory University. “Most of the time, it’ll just lay there or play hoops with its friends. Nothing to be worried about.”
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