Changing the week-in-recap post to Monday morning, here’s where we last left off while you were passed out in a ditch being violated by a Division III football team.

Scooby Doo gave us exclusive comments about Mike Vick’s dog-fighting problem.

Hillary Clinton wants you to see her jugs.

Lindsay Lohan really loves drugs and how they make her feel.

Smoking is pretty cool

JK Rowling needs to shut the f*ck up about her book being reviewed.

The least stunning “stunning” revelation about child molesters. Ever.

The N-word has risen from the grave.

I can has Cheezburger. I cannot has viable advertisers.

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