Jul.11.2007 Harry Potter is pale, ugly, easily impressed, and in Japan
Daniel Radcliffe, whose name is irrelevant to me so I will call him Harry Potter, is making the rounds to promote the new Harry Potter film, Harry Potter and the Cunty Calderon or something. Well he found his way to Japan. And Japan isn’t quite like us when they have a celebrity looking to promote something.
This video is my favorite from the Japanese show Let’s Go to School, involving Harry Potter, magical tea, and Japanese school girls. Which is arguably the best combination since Japanese school girls, sake, and no cops or even Japanese school girls with maces. There really isn’t much Japanese school girls can’t go with. They’re like human ketchup.
And also, pretty obvious Harry Potter was thinking “do her, do her, do her”, as he is wont to do. He’s got to think that way though. Especially since Hermione dies.
Wow. Something tells me this wouldn’t be nearly as funny if we could understand what they’re saying.
You are funny and sarcastic, but you didn’t have to include a spoiler for everyone. That’s just not going to give you a happy audience–no two ways about it. Anyway, fuck you and enjoy stroking your own ego you fatass gaylord.