Gentlemen, start your excuses. There’s a Sex and the City movie.
Oh God. The show that every woman loves (lol it’s so naughty and it’s all about the girls, am i rite ladies???) is going to get a jump onto the big screen. I hope you’re excited as I am. This is my excited face. From TMZ…
TV Guide’s Michael Ausiello is reporting that the long-awaited “Sex and the City” movie is finally a go!
Speculation has been swirling for a while that the movie was hung up due to its dueling stars, but Ausiello reports that SJP, Cynthia Nixon, Kristin Davis AND Kim Cattrall have all signed on the dotted line to do the film.
Shooting reportedly will start in September.
Oh boy I can’t wait to see what kind of fun jokes and plot lines the “girls” (since when does menopause still allow you to be a girl?) will have. Maybe one of their older boyfriends will be asking for his prostate to be rubbed with a finger but Samantha will find out he has cancer! Yuckos! Or maybe Sarah Jessica Parker’s Mr. Ed character will hook up with Mr. Big and he’ll have problems with his 401k, making him unable to buy his penile medicines! Hijinks will undoubtedly ensue!
Will one of the women reading this please explain the appeal of this show to me once more? Slowly. Because honestly, I don’t get why every sorority girl was always wigging out over the fact that one of the old whores was swallowing sperm but found it to taste funny and found this somehow relatable to you as a nubile 21 year-old. What is it about Sarah Jessica Parker that helped it resonate so universally with dames?
Yes, dames. I feel like using Rat Pack words makes me more manly while talking about Sex and the City. Don’t judge.
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July 5th, 2007 at 1:18 pm
I’ll spearhead this one…even if they are a good 10 years older than a lot of the college aged girls that love this show, it’s still sex. The hijinks they get themselves into could pretty much happen to any woman who has sex. On top of that, it’s funny! It’s funny in an unrealistically relatable way that guys find Entourage funny. I’m sure plenty of nubile 21 year old girls have had to swallow funny tasting sperm and this is just a slightly more fabricated and hilarious way of portraying it for all to see because sorry guys, it happens. SJP is always in some kind of relationship/sex problem that many dames can relate to at any age.
Sorry, toots. If you still don’t get it, I guess you never will. Just don’t agree to see the movie on a date.
July 5th, 2007 at 1:32 pm
Thanks for trying Megg. Still don’t get it. It just always seemed so hacky to me. Plus, I don’t want to see SJP having sex..or think about it…or know it happens.
The only person who could force me into seeing this is Lindsay Lohan. In fact, I’d willingly offer that up to Lindsay Lohan.