Jun.06.2008 Today’s reason why women suck
I think I got to this through a link on someone’s Facebook status, two chicks went to an exhibit of Japanese pop-artist Takashi Murakami. And they saw an exhibit that made one of them tell a story that amused me because women suck.
Then, when we saw the big “HERSTORY” emblazoned on the wall, she let out a groan, followed by, “I. hate. this. It. is. such. bull. shit.”
Then, she related to me the following (her)story…
Cindy told me:
So this woman colleague comes into my office and sits down, and she says: “Do you believe in women helping women?”
I told her that was a really bad place to start, but go ahead.
She said that she’d had this project on her desk for months, but that she’d been pulled in a dozen different directions, and she’d been traveling, and bla bla bla, and the project “got away from her”… and now her calendar was totally jammed, but she was up against a deadline and needed someone to take over pieces of the project to get it finished. And she knew I was really busy too… but could I help?… you know, because we’re both women and we should be supporting each other.
I said: “So let me get this straight. You think that because I have tits and you have tits, somehow that makes me obligated to cover your ass? I’ll tell you the same thing I’d tell any man who walked in here with the same question: NO”
I’m more annoyed by the way she handled that situation than the actual context. No need to be so rude. It’s like when I was the keynote speaker at the Well-Endowed Gentlemen convention and the back of the lecture hall we were at caught fire. As dozens of guys with uncomfortable bulges (uncomfortable for you more than them) burned alive and begged to me for help, I was like “Sorry dudes” and then tipped over my car so that more gasoline would hit the fire. Don’t ask why my car was parked inside the lecture hall. It was the craziest Well-Endowed Gentlemen convention I’ve ever been to. Things were done that cannot be undone. The less said, the better.
Oh yeah, so women. Yeah breasts are pretty cool. I agree.
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