Jun.11.2008 Scarlett Johansson looks stupid
If I wanted to fuck Debbie Harry, NEWSFLASH: I’d fuck Debbie Harry. It’s not like it’s that hard. If I offer her some Thin Mints, a nickel, and a gramophone, I’d receive a season pass to her weathered cooch. It also comes with a free gym bag!
Seriously though, I hate when large breasted women do things that don’t emphasize their obvious advantages over normal women. That’s why I wear bicycle shorts, no matter what the season. And put my leg up on chairs. It’s like I have the Worcestershire Farms Sausage Factory in my pants and you’re all invited to a taste-test session. When you gots it, flaunts it.
hilarious commentary, glad the blog is back online.
scarlett looks much better in these pics: http://yepyep.gibbs12.com/2008/06/alanis-morissette-is-happy-that-her-ex-is-banging-scarlett-johansson/