Jun.23.2008 Reminder: Lindsay Lohan <3s box
From a Sunday shopping jaunt in Los Angeles.
I’ve kind of abstained from talking about Lindsay Lohan’s blatant lesbian love affair with Samantha Ronson, but what the fuck. I saw this pic today and, after the awesome Lohan stomach photos, I’m just kind of annoyed that she’s not meeting her dick-getting potential. And instead she’s prancing around with this fucking DJ Licksbox who’s dressed like she’s Anthony Michael Hall on a casual day at the peak of his career. It just kind of makes me sad. Last night I searched out Lindsay Lohan’s sort-of-nude spread in New York magazine and told myself not to cry. You can be so many things (mostly cum receptacle/cum jug/cum hole/cum divot) to so many people, but you’re throwing it all away! YOU’RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART.
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