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Jun.30.2008 Miley Cyrus wants you to eat her penis-shaped gummy treats


Hrm.

Is there anything this girl does that isn’t sexual on either a subtle or overt level? The only way this is acceptable is if there was a surplus of gummy penises that this company got on the cheap, so they put pink food-coloring on them and said, “Eh, kids are idiots.” Because I can totally relate to wanting to save money and find new uses for gummy penises. I made my surplus of penis gummies into an affordable yet suitably squishy sex doll!

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