Jun.26.2007 SITE NEWS: I’ve got no way to entertain you tomorrow

I’ve got no Internet at the new Manhattan-based Blog of Hilarity Headquarters on Wednesday, so I’ll be unable to update the mainpage with anything other than a Hey Look What I See tomorrow. But this week’s Room Tone is awesome and I’m willing to stake my reputation on it. On there is one of our writers’ time working with Ivanka Trump, why bragging about liking to drink Stella makes you a douchebag, oversaturation of this wave of Presidential campaigns, Craigslist and politics, and why you wearing eye black (aka Manscara) makes me want to F your face.

Good stuff. Read it, miss me…back sometime Thursday, hopefully. -Chris

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