Via MMAmania comes this extremely short fight from something called Legends of Fighting, ending in an embarrassing double knockout.

I really feel like this has to be fake. The guy on the right getting knocked out appears to have gotten knocked out in a way similar to how a Broadway performer would get “knocked out” in a performance of West Side Story. And like how bad do you have to be at your job for this to happen? I’ve always thought that getting hit and not like collapsing in a pathetic fashion was an important part of professional fighting. It’s like if I start a new job as a pirate and I come into work and not only do I not have a parrot, but also I’m Asian so I can’t say “Arrrrr” all the time because it comes off as “Alll” and everyone I interact with gets confused pretty quickly. It’s like “Whoa buddy, let’s get the fundamentals in place here.”

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