From one of the premieres of the Sex and the City movie…

Never have I so desperately wished that a photo was the first in a series of a flipbook animation. Would it have killed them to have someone in the car ready to pounce? Or perhaps had it on a slight slope (with a running start, of course) and a convenient error of leaving the emergency brake off?

Anyway the movie’s getting tepid/not awful reviews. I care approximately as much as I would if you got hit by a bus. Like yeah, well, that’s something to know, but it really doesn’t affect me in any way.

[Gawker got robbed here]