SITE STUFF: Last minute trip
May.20, 2008 in
How I Live, Site stuff
Yes, I’m posting this at like 5:45AM Eastern. Shoot me in the fucking face. Anyway, a last minute trip to Florida for my new job has come up and I’m not sure I’m going to be able to squeeze in any posts. I’ll see if I can but, in all likelihood, probably back posting regularly sometime in the afternoon on Thursday. Pretend you miss me.
Smooches,
Chris
Your Paragon of Virtue





May 20th, 2008 at 11:40 am
God damn it man. This again? Always something huh.. first not having a job, then getting a job, now traveling to FL.. and you say for work. We all know what you’ll be doing down there.. it’s almost summer break and all the slutty Miley Cyrus bikini clad high school girls will be out in full force…you just remember jail bait. You’re readers can’t afford to bail you out THIS time Chris. Hell, we couldn’t even help you with advertising or money so you wouldn’t have to get a real job in the first place, so bail is totally out of the question. And we might all go mad without reading your hilarity, right? Well, I will.. What else will I do all day? So yeah.. keep your nose clean man.
~d
May 20th, 2008 at 11:59 am
Ha, I apologize. I’d rather tell you guys I’m going to be missing than just not be here and have millions (minus the millions) of people go “Omg where are youuuu” and never trust me again. On the plus side, Florida is humid and sweaty and I’m in meetings non-stop for the next two days. So I won’t be tempted by 15 year-olds in bikinis. Any more than usual.
May 21st, 2008 at 3:48 pm
good luck with the new job man.