Well, I like Miley Cyrus. I like coffee (not really, but let’s go with it). So when will a publicist combine these two loves for me? OMG! This is an email I just received!

She may be in hot water for her controversial photo in Vanity Fair, but Miley Cyrus is staying cool with beverages from The Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf ®!

It has been reported that the catering crew on the set of the “The Hannah Montana Movie” film shoot in Tennessee requested that The Coffee Bean send a supply of the singing sensation’s favorite drinks. Miley requested the no sugar added, Carmel Ice Blended® and the Double Vanilla Latte drink mixes, favorites that she is frequently spotted drinking around Hollywood from the iconic purple straw.

Please let us know if you are interested in receiving samples of some of The Coffee Bean’s famous beverages or if you need high-res images of Miley’s favorite drinks.

Okay, I’m not going to lie. At first, I was going to be mean and be like, “Haha what a stupid email!” But I REALLY want free samples and I REALLY REALLY want high-res images of iced coffee. I bet the coffee’s looking all slutty, little beads of sweat dripping off it. Its lid is saying “no no” but its body is saying “yes yes.” Oh and the hot coffee’s probably got steam just bursting out of its top. That little lid can barely contain all the frothy goodness within. Oh yeahhhhh.

Seriously, please send me this stuff immediately Coffee Bean PR people. Or YOU WILL INCUR MY WRATH.