Some bitch I don’t know who just looks/sounds cunty misspoke on Fox News, saying “Osama” instead of “Obama” when discussing Hillary Clinton’s statement that Barack Obama might find himself assassinated like Robert Kennedy. Oh and then she said that both Obama and Osama bin Laden “would both be assassinated, ideally.”

Hmm, call me crazy, but I’m thinking that, as Hillary proved, implying that the first serious black Presidential candidate who’s already received numerous threats and the largest Secret Service detail in history should be assassinated MIGHT get you in a wee bit of trouble. But then SAYING that you’d like to see it happen…hmm, probably even more of a bad idea.

Unless you’re actually going to do it because at least then I can respect you for your followthrough. Whenever I have a bad idea, I refuse to back off it until it’s done. It’s the Alpha Male way to do things. Like the time I told everyone the Earth was flat. It’s like, what the fuck is this “globe” BS? You give me a sheet of paper and some crayons and I will tell you the best way to find a shipping route for spices. I don’t care that this happened in 1994, I’m not buying your shit, Magellan.

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