Ellen will only munch one carpet from here on out
May.16, 2008 in
Celebrity Nonsense
Yay gay marriage. Ellen DeGeneres got all weepy over her plans to marry her chick Portia de Rossi due gay marriage being okay in California still.
Good for them. I think it’s great that gay people can get married in California. “They should be able to suffer just like the rest of us,” said 1980s Comedian in Front of a Brick Wall. Haha, oh man. He says what we’re all thinking.
[Clip from Cele|bitchy]
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May 17th, 2008 at 11:28 am
I swear there is this kid who looks like Ellen in my film classes at USC.
May 19th, 2008 at 12:06 am
Lesbians as hot as Portia de Rossi make me question the very nature of the universe. I would eat the corn from Ellen’s ass-hole just for the faint glimmer of a hope I might sample some remnant of Portia’s saliva. She probably tastes like a peach, wrapped in a dead fish.