May.29.2008 Clay Aiken impregnates chick I don’t know
Do you like gay guys creating children? Today’s your lucky day!
TMZ has learned Clay Aiken is going to be a daddy. In case you didn’t process that, Clay Aiken is going to be a daddy.
Here’s what we know. Multiple sources tell us the mother is Jaymes Foster, a record producer and Clay’s best friend. He lives at her home when he’s in L.A.
We’re told 50-year-old Foster, who produced several Aiken CDs, is due in August. She’s the sister of record mogul David Foster. She divorced a few years back and has no kids. Aiken is 29.
Don’t get your hopes up though (assuming you pin your hopes on fruits fucking women and reproducing). TMZ is also saying it was artificial insemination. Probably not done with Clay’s turkey baster. No way he’d ever eat turkey again.
Also how did this 50 year-old bitch get pregnant? I thought after like 40, or at least 45, your womb turned into like an old attic with cobwebs and my crazy retarded cousin Merle to whom we feed garbage and fish heads because fuck him, he doesn’t know what’s going on, though he’s oddly skilled at Guitar Hero. That’s part of why my Presidential platform is going to include mandatory extermination for all women over 46 who can’t bake me delicious cookies. Now I don’t even know what issues I’m running on. Fuck you Clay Aiken.
Yeah! I couldn’t imagine Clay having intercourse with a woman. It would be hard to get into the mood with him going, “ewww, ewww” “this is so yucky, ewww”