Kim Kardashian and Haylie Duff’s fight is not real

May.04, 2007 in Girls I Would Copulate With

Sometimes you just want to believe, especially on a slow news day. But yeah, no way this catfight between sex tape supastah Kim Kardashian and Haylie Duff (or as you might know her, Hilary Duff’s older sister), from WWTDD, is real.

Unless Kim Kardashian somehow became a bad scriptwriter (”Hey here’s the backstory of our incident and here’s what the reason is and my motivations behind listening to Paris Hilton”), it’s just a Photoshop. I haven’t seen exposition that bad since…well, since her underwhelming sex tape.

Plus, I’d bet good money that Haylie’s incapable of writing and stringing together words, let alone cogent and mature words. While Kim might say things like “i know i shouldn’t have called you a stupid c*nt” (and who among us hasn’t had to say that to friends, girlfriends, and grandmothers at Thanksgiving?) or “yeah im I forgot I don’t hang out with horses plus im busy. slut,” no way Haylie capitalizes every sentence and uses proper punctuation.

05/07/2007 08:00 PM - Brent Shapiro Foundation
Private, Private, private - Private

05/08/2007 11:00 PM - Stoli Hotel
, Los Angeles, California -

05/10/2007 11:00 PM - Reserve
, Chicago, Illinois -

05/11/2007 11:00 AM - Crescendo
, Chicago, Illinois -

05/12/2007 11:00 PM - Studio
, New york, New York -

Additionally, he’s only in LA one time in the “next week” Kim’s referring to (May 3 through, let’s say, May 13) and already at the new Stoli Hotel in LA then. The rest of the time is Chicago and NY.

So there you go, half-assed research leads me to make a quarter-assed assumption and,as a result, I declare this debunked. DEBUNK DEBUNK DEBUNK

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