Today is national Take Your Child to Work Day! And you know what that means: Pedophilic glances at your daughter! And also, familial bonding. So after your child had found out that you do nothing other than update your fantasy baseball team, masturbate to internet porn, and hit CTRL TAB a lot to look like you’re working on something important (conveniently enough at the exact moment someone enters your workspace), what can you do?

Well, if you’re a parent of a teen working at McDonald’s, you can go to work with them!

Today, New York Tri-State Area McDonald’s restaurants celebrate the inaugural Take Your Parent to Work Day. A creative twist on the more traditional Take Your Child to Work Day on April 24, Take Your Parent to Work Day was conceived by area McDonald’s to celebrate the supportive parents that help make McDonald’s Crew members the best in the business. Across the area, McDonald’s employees are
encouraged to bring their parents to work and show them the fun and the variety of experiences that go into a day at McDonald’s. Not only do parents have the chance to see the work their children do, but they can be a part of the McDonald’s team for a day and learn how each restaurant functions as a whole from food prep through the work of McDonald’s supportive managers.

“We are thrilled to launch Take Your Parent to Work Day,” said Paul Hendel, president of the McDonald’s New York Tri-State Area Owners/Operators Association. “It’s going to be an enjoyable day for parents, employees and customers, but most importantly it’s a chance to showcase the teamwork, ability and dedication of our teams at McDonald’s. We think everyone, parents and McDonald’s crew members alike, will learn something new about themselves from this experience.”

Ooh, exciting! For the first time, not only can you be ashamed of your child, you can be ashamed of your child LIVE! It’s like having a reality show of all your disappointments of a parent. Only with 80% more hamburgers being dropped into rat feces and a character named Ricky who smells of homegrown plants and takes frequent “breaks to ’smoke marijuana’”. Ronald McDonald…you know what’s up!

I went to work with my dad a couple times when I was younger. It was a reason to not go to school, whatever. Anyway I realized my dad didn’t really “do anything” other than get breakfast and hang out. I’m not going to say that’s the day I completely lost faith in society, but it’s certainly one of them. Anyway happy worthless holiday!

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