I cover (read: insult incessantly) a lot of ridiculous things here and, unfortunately, that confuses Google Adsense. Like, seriously confused. Check out this ad I just saw on the Blog of Hilarity home page…

Yes, finally, I’ve secured an advertising placement from GayChubbyDating.com (as a warning, you may not want to click that link unless you like seeing hairy chubby gay men in bicycle shorts with their legs spread…it’s safe for work, but probably not safe for your heterosexuality and standing in society).

Please speak up now if you’re a regular reader and love chubby gay men. I guess I could be wrong that this doesn’t appeal to my audience, but man, I’m really hoping I’m not. Just FYI - I am neither chubby nor gay. And I’m reasonably hair free (not like in a creepy albino way, but like, you know, in a cool way). And if you are a lover of chubby gay men, I really hope you can do better than the disaster in the ad above. Or the guy on the site. Seriously. I weep for you.

[Please allow me to get rid of Google Adsense forever by buying good ads from my ad sales department at adsATblogofhilarityDOTcom. Seriously, I'm dying over here.]