So yeah, dear reader your fears have been allayed. Presumably, the fears that I would be forced to make this blogging thing a full-time job.

I am a gainfully employed man again beginning May 12. Theoretically that has nothing to do with you (though if you’re reading what I have to say every day here, you should be rooting for my successes. Perhaps over your own). But it does! I’m leaving town for like a week. I will probably pop in here and there but not with my usual frequency. So let’s say, for all intents and purposes, I’m out of here til next Wednesday.

Read the archives, check out the sites on the blogroll, maybe check here once a day to see if I said hi and called someone gay/fat/a racial epithet; do what you have to do to get by without the countless minutes a day I distract from your existence. As the colored gentlemen I saw in the Bronx today say: “Word.”

Smooches,
Chris
Your Paragon of Virtue

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