Paris Hilton said Kim Kardashian’s ass is gross then apologized. This is very important news.

Paris Hilton has apologized to Kim Kardashian after insulting her former best friend’s most famous asset. “I would not want [Kim's butt] - it’s gross!” Paris told a Las Vegas radio show on April 14. “It reminds me of cottage cheese inside a big trash bag.”

However, after a portion of the Kim-bashing interview was posted on perezhilton.com, a devastated Paris realized she went too far.

“I was just joking around and I made a stupid joke,” Paris tells In Touch exclusively. “I felt really bad afterward, so I contacted Kim and apologized. It was a silly thing to say. Kim’s hot!”

Kim accepts the apology, telling In Touch, “Paris and I have been friends since we were kids and I’m glad she made the effort to say she’s sorry.”

Well, it’s completely true that Kim’s ass is ridiculous. Some would say couchlike. And by some, I mean me. It’s just kind of huge and unwieldy. I imagine that turning around quickly would often comically knock over everything behind you. After a lifetime of that, I imagine it becomes less comically befuddled and more obnoxious. Like stop breaking my lamps all the time with your Mario Mushroom Kingdom ass.

Then again, Paris Hilton probably couldn’t talk since her cooch is so big you can literally wear her as a Girl Hat. Ooh…that sounds like a viable product! It’d be totally warm AND snug! PATENT PENDING.

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