Miley Cyrus has had some new personal photos leak.

You know, I usually don’t admire people younger than me because either A) They’re not nearly as good at life as I am or B) I hate them because they’re more successful than I am at a younger age. But I think this Miley Cyrus is really different. She’s slutting at a college sophomore level, seemingly can’t keep her clothes on in front of a personal camera, and is probably giving up the cooch every hour like Big Ben (if you’re around her regularly, you can tell when the hour changes by the sound of a bellowing queef).

And the thing is, she doesn’t seem like a social miscreant. Like if anything, she seems like a perfectly normal teenage girl. Which makes this more of a societal epidemic than a reflection on Miley Cyrus. What does this all mean for you? There’s no better time to be a 23 year-old that buys high school girls wine coolers and beer. I get older, they stay the same age…mmmmmm.

[Big ups to Egotastic]

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