Mar.14.2008 Paris Hilton’s feet will destroy us all
I kinda realize I’ve been writing about Paris Hilton a lot lately, but it seems like the celebrity stuff is kind of light lately. So whatever. Anyway she has awful feet.
She’s not one to shy away from attention of any sort, but not even Paris Hilton would be pleased that all eyes were on her rather peculiar feet yesterday.
The heiress’ huge size 11s attracted attention for all the wrong reasons - they looked exceptionally bony and sinewy as she hit the street in a silver pair of ballet flats in LA yesterday.
Paris has previously bemoaned her super sized feet, saying: “Yeah, it sucks, because I see all these super cute shoes in the stores: Guccis, YSLs, Manolos. And when they bring them out in my size, they look like clown shoes.”
It’s not even like clown feet to me. Her feet look like a wise old tree that would speak to you in a fairy tale and tell you to not enter the Enchanted Forest of Gabrathal.
It also kind of bothers me that her foot is more muscular than I am. I guess I should feel so bad, because there’s also more muscular than like Lou Ferrigno too. Her feet might very well strangle you in your sleep in a fit of roid rage.
She’s a genetic freak and very evil inside.