Who would have thought that a love built on sex tapes and vacant stares could fall apart like this: Pamela Anderson and Rick Solomon had their marriage annulled.

Anderson, 40, initially filed for divorce last December after two months of marriage.

On February 22, she sought an annulment, citing fraud. On Friday, Salomon, 39, also filed papers seeking an annulment (he, too, checked the box marked “fraud.”)

Neither has explained why they cited fraud.

They wed last October in Las Vegas after one month of dating.

Don’t you have to have not consummated the marriage (i.e. been penis-diddled) to have a marriage annulled? Because there’s no way they didn’t have sex. In fact, if that is the case, I’m pretty sure Pamela Anderson couldn’t get a marriage annulled with any man in her life. The mailman, her limo driver, that guy who installed her satellite dish, Larry King…they’ve all probably gotten a spin at one point or another. Her vagina probably sounds like a haunted house when you open her legs. Just creaking, a musky smell, and a sense of many atrocities having been committed there. Probably slime too. And perhaps a jive-talking ghost who says that the property value’s been “Goin’ a-wayyyyyyy downnnnnah.”