Kim Kardashian looking to form a Big Assed Coalition of the Willing

Mar.13, 2008 in Celebrity Nonsense, Girls I Would Copulate With

Kim Kardashian is doing the rounds to promote a new season of her stupid show with it’s damned alliteration, and Best Celeb Gossip has some interesting snippets from her media tour.

She showed up at TRL yesterday to promote the show and to make sure the world knew she was giving out a little J-Lo love. Yes, Kimmy is a big fan of J-Lo which only makes sense. Nothing unusual with the D-listers kissing some A-lister ass when their reality show starts a new season.

Kim had a chat with TV Guide as well about the new season, and made a point of mentioning that it ‘wasn’t scripted’ that things ‘just happen’. Well, you’d hope so, since it’s a REALITY show.

She also told TV Guide that she did Playboy recently because she wanted to promote a healthy body image to young women today, that you don’t have to be a stick figure.

Well that’s pretty nice about the body image thing. You see girls, you too can look good in your nude photoshoots too if you hide your stupid body behind a bunch of pillows and shit like you’ve built a fort. Gosh Kim Kardashian, you’re so helpful.

I don’t know how I feel about these big asses potentially teaming up though like some sort of Justice League that can’t comfortably fit into the back of a cab. I don’t know what good that’d do for the world, other than making things more convenient for black guys. It’s not like they’re going to be solving anything more than how to get Cristal poured on their asses. Or how to look like you’re a five year-old sitting on a stack of books as a grown woman.