Kim Kardashian made big news last night by appearing at WrestleMania (seriously…I don’t know why that would be news but here we are) and now she’s making even more news because she eats fatty food. Huzzah!

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Kim Kardashian has been trying to eat better in 2008 – a resolution she made after downing deep fried Oreo cookies on New Year’s Eve – but her adoration for junk food has been hard to curb.

“I figured just eating well would help me lose five pounds or so,” Kardashian, 27, tells PEOPLE, admitting that three months into the New Year, her diet isn’t getting any better. “It’s so hard to eat well because I love so many unhealthy foods. I just can’t stop eating junk. It’s awful!”

Kardashian, who served as the Celebrity Hostess of Wrestlemania XXIV in Orlando on Sunday night, lamented a disastrous trip to the International House of Pancakes earlier in the afternoon. “I decided not to have pancakes, because those aren’t good for me and I didn’t want the carbs. So what did I get? Chicken strips. I knew they were bad for me, but they were worth it.”

That’s crazy. I had no way of telling she ate fatty foods. Like you look at her and it’s like, “Wow what a stick.” Oh, I was assuming you were looking at her through a hole in a piece of paper, like you look at a solar eclipse.

That’s really the main difference between rich people/celebs and you. They eat whatever the fuck they want, but then hire a good personal trainer who redistributes it to make it look like they’re hot. You eat whatever the fuck you want and I end up pelting you with hamburgers. It’s the little differences.

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