Mar.27.2008 JC Chasez and Chace Crawford totally aren’t dating
When I’m not dating another man, I like to do things like JC Chasez. Be photographed publicly in couple-y shots, or of him going to my cabana, or going on Ryan Seacrest’s show to tell people I’m not a ‘mo.
“For the record, we’re both straight,” Chasez declared. “We’re not dating.”
Chasez — who called Crawford a “super nice guy” — said he understands why people may think they’re an item.
“The only time people usually see us together is in some type of photograph, so they just assume that it’s like that,” he said.
“If I’m dating a girl and I’m standing next to another girl, I’m having an affair,” Chasez went on.
“So now, since there hasn’t been any of that smoke out there, if I’m hanging out with a guy, they’re going to make up a rumor.
“It’s just stupid.”
He also added, “Sure his cum tastes like sweet gum drops, but just because I like to hang out with a guy, get photographed with him, then have loads of his semen dripped into my mouth, that doesn’t mean you guys get to continue your rumor-mongering.”
It just seems like a really poor denial. You’re a couple of handsome twink-looking gentlemen who enjoy each other’s company. Just release a sex tape and see what happens. That’s really a panacea for any solution. Sleep with the person you’re linked with, film it, sell it. Stage 3: Profit. Simple! If you think the gays wouldn’t line up around the block to watch Chace Crawford get pounded, you’re mistaken. Never has someone with rosey cheeks being stripped down been so anticipated since I first encountered a Raggedy Ann doll.
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