After hearing some clips of this dude on the Opie and Anthony show on Friday, I needed to see more. And I’ve found more. Meet Merrill. He’s a chef, first and foremost. Actually, second most. Foremost, he’s a retard.

My favorite part is when he starts “singing” for some reason at around 7:17 in. It appears to be some sort of traditional retard hymnal. I think it’s a cry for rain amidst droughts. Or to bring more delicious crayons because poor Merrill has eaten them all. Definitely one of those.