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–This Grandma made crack the family business. Your Grandma is dead. Point: This chick. [Brahsome]

–Brad Pitt’s totally acting like a bitch because he wasn’t the first to get the new Ducati motorcycle and Tom Cruise was. This is not the Brad Pitt I love. [TMZ]

–I’m not great with mindless T&A but if you’re going to do mindless T&A, you do it with a hot dumb blond on Myspace. America’s a pretty great place. [Hottest Girls of Myspace]

–Mischa Barton is a ghastly, ghostly vision. [Best Celeb Gossip]

–If you’re missing out on the battles between Stephen Colbert, Jon Stewart, and Conan O’Brien, you’re only cheating yourselves. [Tasty Booze]

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