The hottest orgy to feature my impeccable prognostication skills.

–Wow who could have predicted such an exciting Super Bowl outcome? Your Paragon of Virtue, of course. I totally didn’t edit this post at all. [Me on Friday]

–Britney Spears’ manager/dude Sam Lufti is an utter creep. And a creep with a cell phone! [Bitten and Bound]

–Paris Hilton couldn’t be more ready for the Super Bowl. And she probably plays better D than Ellis Hobbs. [BrightBlackInternet]

–I get it, GoDaddy.com. You’re so edgy. Check out the “censored commercial” of Danica Patrick and her “beaver” (lolitsnotwhatyouthinkitis!!!) [on205th]

–Jessica Alba’s breasts (or “boobs” if you prefer words with two Os in them) are quite ample now that the human being inside of her is almost fully cooked. [Egotastic]

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