Feb.01.2008 The February 1 Hot Link Orgy

The hottest orgy featuring some kinda shitty hair

–I want to punch Rihanna’s new hair in the face. [Hollywood Rag]

–Lost was back on last night. Your hero needs more than just one episode to get me going adequately. [Brahsome]

–I suppose I could reallocate my “money to burnt to light my cigars” to pay determine if this $400 beer is “probably” the best. [Tasty Booze]

–Avril Lavigne shows off a bit of ass cleavage to match yesterday’s front cleavage. See, isn’t it nice to give? [Egotastic]

–Paris Hilton’s rep says she “doesn’t kiss girls.” Well, we already have evidence that proves otherwise. [IDLYITW]