Feb.14.2008 The February 14 Hot Link Orgy

The hottest orgy to make you jerk off with your tears as lubricant on Valentine’s Day

–The writers are back. So when can I watch TV again? [Cuzoogle]

–Eleven of the finest Sports Illustrated models you can find. [Brahsome]

–Vegas girls are attractive. They should spend more time pulling on my slot. Ho ho ho Saucy! [Hottest Girls of Myspace]

–Christina Aguilera will not do Playboy. Which is good because her vag is probably hanging like a circus tent right now. [Celebslam]

–New York City wants me to use protection on Valentine’s Day. So apparently I can get STDs from fucking a cantaloupe, as per my usual Valentine’s Day tradition? More you know. [Gothamist]