Another reason why I wish my roommate could gay marry himself to the warm blast of a shotgun.

I think I’ve mentioned hearing him have sex before. But nothing makes me want to gag faster than the sound of a man blowing another man. It just sounds sloppy and coarse.

I like my blowjobs smooth, silky, slobber filled, and manless. I can waive one of those requirements, but no more than that!

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