If I read the stuff that I’ve experienced with my gay roommate on another blog, I’d probably be calling bullshit. But, as your Paragon of Virtue, you know everything I present to you is pure fact. Pure sad sad fact. Exhibit A: The aforementioned wig hair.

Yes, what you’re seeing is sticky, disgusting, blond wig hair clotted up all over the sink. Who had to clean it up? Two guesses, first one doesn’t count. Why of course it was our hero editor! I’m fully intending on shitting in a hat of his before I move out of this place in a couple weeks.

Also, something to look forward to. When I get closer to my move date, I’m going to completely blow his spot. Why? Because fuck him, that’s why. You readers deserve to see the monster. And you gay guys deserve to see someone who’ll be really easy, but probably give you seven shades of sarcoma.