Feb.06.2008 Jordan thinks her boobs are too big
You know that British slut Jordan right? The one with the huge boobs? Well she got breast reduction surgery, but she thinks her boobs are still too big.
She wanted to drop down from a 32G to a 32C, but the op has ONLY made them a 32F.
Her male fans might say that’s good news, but the glamour girl is fuming.
She complained: “When I saw my boobs, I was disappointed because they looked big and I wanted them to be a lot smaller.
“I’m really disappointed. In fact I’m going back to the States to get them re-done.”
She added: “I’ve shown everyone - my manager, my mum, my friends - just to prove to myself I’m not being crazy.
“And they’ve said exactly the same, ‘they don’t look right’.”
Yeah, gee, that just sounds awful. My gosh. Who could love a monster like that? Let’s get those things taken down a bit more and focus on important things like her personality and intelligence. For example, did you know that Jordan thinks that “rainbows are good”? That’s the kind of brilliance that’s been hiding behind those breasts folks. Brilliance that we were denied.
Also what a tough gig that must be. “Check out my breasts lovey, aren’t they all askew?” “It’s hard to tell, perhaps if I were to slide a cylindrical object in between them with great force, I could use science to determine this.” I imagine the hardest part would be just having to buy a lab coat to make your scientific research look legitimate. She’s seen cartoons. She knows how scientists look. She’s dumb, not blind.
Not every time the saying “the bigger, the better” always fits..:-)