Feb.15.2008 Jamie Lynn Spears is my kind of gal!
It’s impossible not to love a teenage mother. They’re cute, they’re cuddly, they’re easy, and they’re drinking for two! So you can see why Jamie Lynn Spears being a slut of the highest order delights me so.
And the pregnant teen has accepted she may never return to her glam life in Hollywood. Instead she and boyfriend Casey Aldridge have decided to keep the baby — and even buy a double-wide trailer to start their lives together.
Star has also learned the Zoey 101 star has often cheated on Casey, the 18-year-old she has identified as the father of her child. “I know for a fact that Casey was not the first guy she slept with — or the last,” says one fellow teen in Kentwood, La. “There were at least two others. I know that 110 percent.”
Another friend says that before her pregnancy Jamie Lynn partied hard but always in private. “Some people drink to have a good time. But she drank to get wrecked. She drank to get messed up and forget about her mother, her sister and all of that.”
Just days before announcing her pregnancy in December, Jamie Lynn shocked a boy at a party by asking him for sex. “It’s cool, I’m pregnant,” she said. “I can’t get pregnant again!”
That last line has to be my favorite thing I’ve ever heard. Not only is she soliciting sex from strange boys, she’s telling them that they don’t even have to pull out! Now that’s a gift that keeps on giving. Oh if only there were a way for the baby to give head too*, then she’d have a real triple play offer far better than what Time Warner gives me with cable, internet, and digital phone.
Also people seem to be making a big deal out of the drinking to get wrecked thing, but what other point is there to drinking? You drink until you can’t feel your sad sad reality any more, right? I mean I’m pretty sure that’s what the point of alcohol is. My high school Health classes are a bit of a fog though. I remember being fairly drunk in all of them. But I think that’s what my teacher, a large pink elephant, told me when speaking about the dangers of alcohol.
NOTE: Do not be mistaken, I’m kidding here. I only support being blown by fetuses in AT LEAST the second trimester. Responsibility folks.
Haha.
Pure genius.
I like how she is moving into a double wide. Is there anything better than that?
hi i think is not reale