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Feb.05.2008 Jamie Lynn is going to be a runaway


You know who doesn’t get enough coverage? The Spears family. Well here’s some more to give some much deserved attention to this poor family.

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Forget the parenting classes these two allegedly attended. Jamie Lynn Spears and her mom, Lynne, are no longer sticking together during the teenager’s unplanned pregnancy, reports National Enquirer. According to the tabloid, the “Zoey 101” star is leaving Lynne’s luxurious Kentwood, La., estate and hightailing it to her other parent’s pad.

“Jamie Lynn is moving to Los Angeles to live with her dad,” an insider told the Enquirer. “She wants to be settled in before the baby is born in March or early April — and she wants to be closer to film projects she’d like to start after giving birth.”

“Jamie Lynn loves Casey and wants to marry him, but her mom is dead set against it,” an Enquirer source said. “Jamie Lynn knows that once she’s out from under her mom’s thumb in Kentwood, she and Casey will be together.”

Lynne also worries that once her little girl’s in Los Angeles, she’ll fall under another negative influence — Lynne’s older daughter Britney! “Jamie Lynn knows Britney smoked and drank during her pregnancy — and because Britney’s boys turned out fine, Jamie Lynn thinks her baby will be fine too,” the source confided. To be continued…

Jamie Lynn…so naive. If I married every 16 year-old boy I had sex with, I wouldn’t even know where to begin. It’s just impractical.

Seriously though kids, take it from Jamie Lynn: Nothing solves life’s problems quicker than running away. Blowing strange men for rides is pretty smart too.

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