Here’s a sign you might not be prepared to be a parent: When you elect to put a seatbelt on your beer instead of on your child. Just throwing it out there…babies tend to need to be buckled in. Beer’s pretty flexible. Anyway some asshole got arrested for not realizing that. So he seems like a good guy. [AP/Yahoo]

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