Jan.23.2008 The January 23 Hot Link Orgy

The hottest orgy with a teen in a teeny bikini

–Miley Cyrus IS SUCH A SLUT. Look at her with her little bikini. Typical slut move. [Celebslam]

–Did you know Heath Ledger died? Possibly via suicide? My thoughts on the real victim in all this coming shortly. [Gawker]

–Poker on the radio sounds like a great soundtrack for me to commit suicide to. [Awful Announcing]

–A female actress who’s kind of dumb? No way, I refuse to believe Charlize Theron is anything short of a supergenius. [Best Celeb Gossip]

–You may want to think about where Paris Hilton’s lips have been, Jared Leto. More like 30 Seconds to Chlamydia! AM I RIGHT! AM I RIGHT?? [Hollywood Rag]