Jan.22.2008 The January 21 Hot Link Orgy

The hottest orgy with you picking on Lindsay Lohan

–Lindsay Lohan was nominated for two Razzies. This comes on the heels of everyone in my office mocking me for saying I’d absolutely sleep with her, no questions asked. Not to get all Chris Crocker (that was the dude’s name right?) but leave Lindsay alone. Lindsay baby, come here. Let me heal your pains with several minutes of mild satisfaction. [The Superficial]

–Britney Spears’ problem is that she’s a large black football player. [on205th]

–MJD is now over at Yahoo Sports. Which seems like a good idea to me. Follow the Jamie Mottram is probably an ideal strategy (COUGHHIREMEJAMIECOUGH). [Yahoo Sports]

–Pamela Anderson looks fucked up. Borat would not be pleased. [Dlisted]

–You had me at “new Chuck Palahniuk movie”. [FilmDrunk]

–CUNTERY! CUNTERY CUNTERY CUNTERY! [Cuntery]